Over the 5 or so years that I’ve had this blog I’ve been quite amazed at how the spammers try to get by your comment filters by writing “seemingly” legitimate replies to posts. Most are caught by the spam filter, but some do manage to fall through the cracks. This of course is a non-issue since I approve all comments myself, but some of them make for some interesting reading. Some on the other hand are so generic that it makes you cringe, while some others are just down right weird. Here’s a sampling of the best examples and my thoughts about what they spammers are actually (not) thinking.

For starters, this one dropped in as a comment on my younited – An in-depth review article by blackhead contact

s not simply an “acne relief” or ” skin-care program”.
In addition, a lot of common substances may be utilized to fight dry
skin. Skin picking has been associated with mood and anxiety disorders, personality disorders (obsessive-compulsive
and borderline personality), impulse-control disorder (Bloch,
Elliott, Thompson, & Koran, 2001), and body dysmorphic disorder (Neziroglu & Mancebo, 2001).

This has to be the first time I see a blog comment with actual references. But, due to the drastic difference in topic (acne control vs. cloud storage?), I gather that this is a novel approach to bypass spam filters by quoting random text found on the web. Either that, or somebody writing high-brow texts about acne confused the comment field on my blog with their open thesis draft.   

Another good one was also left on the younited – An in-depth review article by rackspace review cloud

Thanks for finally writing about >younited – An in-depth review | Sebastian’s Bllog <Loved it!

Why thank you for taking the time to read my article and not writing a neat script that takes the subject of the blog post and inserts it in an appropriate place in a pre-formatted comment between some angle brackets! Oh…

The younited article seems to be a good spam magnet overall, this one was left by curse client league of legends.

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I’ve named the comment “Double Spam Much?” And what has Brussels got to do with anything? Must be code for something.

This one comes from the Extreme Photography – Part 1 article, posted by fappening direct download, and here even I’m speechless

After the reindeer are fed and Santa takes off to deliver gifts on Christmas Eve, children can keep tabs on him with the live
NORAD Santa Tracker that is operation from 5 a.
Now, saying “I’m sorry” is not the ultimate way to handle a breakup.
This is the best way to re-attract your boyfriend back into your life.

But he had rules to this fantasy: during the part of his magic
show when he was cutting me in half, I had to scream as if it was really happening.
If you’re worried about the ethical issues, it’s perfectly okay and even effective to let
your nanny know that you’ll be using a nanny cam as soon as it’s installed.

I got a variant of the “Santa Spam” on the Medium Format and TLRs article, posted by fappening download torrent, but the WTFs aren’t as strong with this one.

After the reindeer are fed and Santa takes off to deliver gifts on Christmas Eve,
children can keep tabs on him with the live NORAD Santa Tracker that is operation from 5 a.

Most people who attend pre-judging are friends, family, and fellow competitors.
Choosing your jewelry highly limits the dress choices you have.
But he had rules to this fantasy: during the part of his magic
show when he was cutting me in half, I had to scream as if it was really happening.

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That’s it for this edition, check back again for more interesting and downright weird spam, I had around 200 in my spam folder last time I checked!

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